i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
