Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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