This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
What drink are we having for lunch?
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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