problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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