I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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