But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
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