Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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