yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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