We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
Randomize
