Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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