didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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