The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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