dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
These tits shall not be calmed
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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