I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
organizing the empties. That sober.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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