Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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