Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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