a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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