That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
Do vagina's smell?
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
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