I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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