We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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