its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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