I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
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