So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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