i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
His hands were made for my vagina.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
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