Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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