everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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