I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Randomize
