Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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