i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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