is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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