you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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