The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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