sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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