She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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