Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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