You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
how do flat chested girls get laid?
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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