i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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