this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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