I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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