what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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