I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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