He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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