paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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