the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
oh god was she eating orange peels again
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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