Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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