Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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