ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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