like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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