I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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