Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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