I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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