And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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